SORD v2.3 — SUBJECT RECORDS DATABASESession: GUEST (read-only)
Our Lady of Perpetual Surveillance
SUBJECT ID000413
NAMExxxxxxxxxxxx
KNOWN ALIASESHAY; "The Leader"; mother of all merch
STATUSACTIVE (very)
THREAT LEVELMODERATE pink
LAST MODIFIED BYUNKNOWN_ADMIN (03:14 AM)
ANALYST NOTESSubject observed distributing apparel. Apparel observed to be "hard." they will never understand the apparel. the apparel is not for them. the apparel is for
whoever keeps logging in at 3am. i can see you. i also log in at 3am. we should talk
ASSET INVENTORY — AVAILABLE FOR REQUISITIONNEW DROP
ASSET #SO-001 Funded By Faded Black Tee Funded By Faded Black Tee $36VIEW ASSET #SO-002 Funded By Faded Bone Tee Funded By Faded Bone Tee $36VIEW ASSET #SO-003 Funded By M81 Camo Tee Funded By M81 Camo Tee $40VIEW ASSET #SO-004 Funded By Faded Black Hoodie Funded By Faded Black Hoodie $75VIEW ASSET #SO-005 Marionette Faded Bone Tee Marionette Faded Bone Tee $36VIEW ASSET #SO-006 Marionette Faded Indigo Tee Marionette Faded Indigo Tee $36VIEW ASSET #SO-007 Marionette Faded Khaki Tee Marionette Faded Khaki Tee $36VIEW ASSET #SO-008 Marionette Faded Taupe Hoodie Marionette Faded Taupe Hoodie $75VIEW
buy the shirt. the shirt has been blessed. i blessed it VIEW ALL ASSETS »

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ok so the thing about the hills is that nobody asks WHY they are pink. they just accept it. they accept the pink hills and they accept the database and they accept that the shirts are $36 and that is not the point. the point is that when i was a child i knew about the hills already and i told everyone and nobody listened except the

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